We're not actually a single person though, this account is just a proxy for the cool kids to make sarcastic comments without fear of online backlash. The last count of people accessing this account was 10 or so.
We still can't believe you guys haven't picked up on this yet.
Member #4 would like to thank Barry for the sweet wheels. Member #9 buys from Coz, #8 prefers IPP, and #1 through #3 really hate Z1. The real trick was getting an LLC with a proper name so we could all have a group credit card. We'd list our jobs, but prefer not to be identified.